Use Your Imagination

2 teenagers, shorts and tshirts in the middle of winter, cranking the tunes to Spamalot and dancing and singing along in Au's bedroom, stereo blasting. Words from Lyrics.com. Singing them twice if they don't get it right the first time. When Mom says, "have you guys lost it?" They say, "C'mon mom, join in. You don't know how good this feels." So, of course, Mom joins in. And it does feel good to sing and dance to silly Monty Python songs. Great stress reliever. Wonder what BossMan would do if I tried this at work?

GIRLS: Camelot

The town that never sleeps

It's Camelot!

ALL KNIGHTS:

We're knights of the round table

We dance when e're we're able

We do routines and chorus scenes

With footwork impecc-able

We dine well here in Camelot

We eat ham and jam and spam alot

We're knights of the round table

Our shows are for-mid-able

But many times, we're given rythmes

That are quite unsing-able

We're opera mad in Camelot

We sing from the diaphragm a lot

(dance sequence)

PRINCIPAL KNIGHTS:

We're knights of the table

Although we live a fable

We're not just bums

With royal mums

We've brains that are quite a-ble

We've a busy life in Camelot.

SOLO MAN:

I have to push the pram a lot. [Our favorite line - don't know why]

(dance sequence)

ARTHUR:

Ladies and gentlemen - The Lady of the Lake.

LADY OF THE LAKE:

Once in every show

There comes a song like.......this

It starts off soft and low

And ends up with a kiss

Oh, where is the song that goes like this?

Goes like this?

A sentimental song

That cast a magic spell

They will all hum along

And we'll all overact, overact like hell

'Cos this is the song

Yes this is the song

Oh this is the song that goes.......like

(Lady of the Lake - scats)

(Arthur - scats)

LADY OF THE LAKE:

They're Knights of the Round Table

ARTHUR:

They dance when e'er they're able

LADY OF THE LAKE:

They're Knights

ARTHUR:

Not days, but Knights

LADY AND ARTHUR:

Not dawn, not dusk

Not late afternoon

But Knights of the Round Table

Round Table

Round Table

Round Table

ALL:Round Table

Round Table

Round Table

So try your luck in Camelot

Run amok in Camelot

It doesn't suck in Camelot

(spoken)WE WON!

(sung)We're Knights of the Round Table

We dance when e'er we're able

We do routines and gory scenes

That are to hot for cable

We eat ham and jam

We eat ham and jam and spam a lot

ALL:

(spoken)SPAMALOT!